Miss Molly Malone misplaced Mister Mitchell Martindale's mean mother, Maybelle, momentarily. Maybelle, miserably maudlin, muttering mainly mishmash, missed morning's meal, morosely meandering mainly mundane molehills, misguidedly munching minced millipede meat. Mostly Miss Malone managed Mitchell Martindale's mother magnificently, mainly ministering morphine medication minimally. Monday, Maybelle marched miniscule mileage, misleading Malone's maternal meddling mockery. Maybelle's mongrel moods matter.
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